Lets try this again.

Sony fucking killed it. If I didn't already need a laptop, there would be a PS3 in my room right now, further cluttering my living space. So many great games that are jizz in my pants quality.

I'm getting tired of music. Wanna know why? http://www.myspace.com/stereos Fuck muchmusic.

also,  http://www.myspace.com/millionaires, Fuck pete wentz, also, http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde Fuck satan, because I can only blame the devil for this garbage.

This gives me hope in music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOiuR_kt8Ug&feature=player_embedded , Oh Max Bemis/ Say anything, I love your sappy lyrics.

Mandarin tonight, birthday celebration woot woot. Still trying to reignite the will to write.

Stop it.

Anonymous letter to ass hat friends.

You guys are dicks. Yet again I've been kicked out of your group. I knew it was all fucking fake. Never doing anything for you guys again. Have fun with the drugs, its just ruining you, and you ruined me.

Regards, your hipster Ex-friend.

So up.

Up is one of the best films I've ever seen. And not because I was tripping out on the 3d balloons.
Will worship this film when my stomach doesn't feel like its being hit by a cannon.

Beat Fable 2 for the third time this afternoon. Would TOTALLY like something more to do.

So much stuff has been happening, no will to write. BLARGHBLAHBLARGH.

Terminator

Went out to this. A lot of it. All 2 hours of it. It was all that I expected. A great, solid, action film. Not mind blowing, but I enjoyed the ride of near impossible events chaining together perfectly. Funny how movies work.

Don't put your expectations too high, and you'll go home happy. And you can play my favourite game, the "guess which scene christian bale went apeshit crazy on some random set person and their lights" game. Go watch it.

So tired. Time to do crunches.

Up!, Jacked! Passion Pit!

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/up

Pixar looks to outdo themselves yet again, but can they top Wall-E? I'm sure they can, because unlike the majority of the movie going population, I wasn't as ecstatic for the silent trash compactor. Old person in a flying house? What else more do you need to buy a ticket? Notice: launching old people into the sky is not an alternative to old folks homes, or having them live with you.

Don't you love when you are searching for movie pictures, when you come across sites that spoil the fucking movie for you? Fantastic.


Remember that time I told you about P90X? LONG LONG AGO. Well there. Kinda the results of the program. I didn't really follow the program closely, but here's the arm of a skinny guy who avoided sports and manual labor his whole life. Lifting 30s as normal weights and love it!

Everyone needs to check this album out. At least one song. We need happy songs. Every song just oozes exuberance, the feeling that anything and everything is going to be ok. Energetic electro pop at it's finest.

My thought of the day.

Why do people like lady Gaga? When/why is being a whore considered innovation? Fuck .

Just gave this page some kind of ressurection

So, hi? I'm back. No use delaying it. I'm basically Eminem now.

Speaking of Eminem, the album is solid. Then again, I'm not really the biggest rap music buff, so my opinion shouldn't bear too much weight on the subject, but I hear it, and I like it.

It's summer, now It's time for news stations to go overboard with skin cancer stories, so worried mothers can have their daily annual " Don't go outside, you'll die!" speeches. seriously, The sun has been out for a LONG time. Longer then us. We are now going to wage war on it? Now? Really? The problem is tanning beds, and that gets more then enough coverage, but the news somehow makes even that fucking ridiculous. Make's me want to cook myself like a turkey, just to spite CNN, Global, and my skin. Fucking skin.

Applied to a new program at school. Hopefully on my way to teaching, so I can have an actual career I like. Liking your job, who would have thought it.

Lulz Blond hair Lulz.

It sucks saving money. Not like I would be going out with other deciding factors, but I really don't have the freedom to thanks to money.

Rock climbing would be awesome. Now that I'm much stronger then 2-3 months ago, I'd really like to use that strength on something super hardcore. Example, after climbing a mountain, jumping down and lifting the mountain. That, would be hardcore. Herculeschard.

All of these topics could have been tweeted. But as soon as you tweet something, its becomes slightly lame. EXPECT EVERYTHING ON TWITTER.

I currently have fourty something podcasts on my computer that I have yet to listen to. I probably won't get around to listening to them, because that about two days worth of audio from past events. I should really unsubscribe. Too lazy.

Good return blog post, that felt good (that's what she said?)

OMG I HAVEN'T SAID THAT IN SO LONG

Relaxed.

Party tonight. Red eyes, Wasted, and oh so hip.

Lan party last night.  So want a new computer so I can blow terrorist's heads off in CS. Fell asleep on the couch. Second time thats happened, so much more comfy then my bed.

Why is Afro samurai 70$?

Just walking around the mall, there's so many people I want to trip. DOUCHEBAG PALOOZA. Less attractive people in square then Oakville place, wonder why.

Kotaku is in print. RADICAL!

I should be in print.

This reading week was awesome, and I still haven't had my own.

Return to a new form.

I've seen the light, and it's oh so hazy.

girls aint special, never thought I would think that. Only some.

Drugs ain't bad, abusers are.

Expensive shoes are pointless, no matter how good I look in them.

Drunk texting, Is bad texting.

Alot of people start off with good intentions, but are so fucking stupid they explode into flames.

Stuff got real. SHIIIIIIEEET.

Sup.

Taking a leave of absence from the blog. 

word.

Just me going on and on.

I am extremely tired. woke up at 9 to do a project that was due today. I worked yesterday and I will work today. I wasnt able to work out yesterday, and I probably wont work out tonight. Work blows. Its soul sucking. Evreyone in that store has so much more freedom then me, they can chit chat all the fuck they want while I have my managers over my shoulder all the time. I want out of that store, applied evreywhere I could think of, no calls yet, and I'm not surprised. I will apply again in two weeks and hope for the best, because I really could use my soul back.

Tommorow is Suit Saturday, not sure If I will wear a suit, but either way I'll look fresh as usual and have as much fun a single can on valentines day. No chocolate tho, have enough fat on me /sarcasm. 

Apparently sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I'm really sarcastic. Does that mean I'm really witty because I do a shit load of it?

Before college ends, I'm going to make someone bleed =) with my bare FISTS. IN THE FACE.

The new New Found Glory album is so bitching.

I think I'm going to change my stance on drinking. I guess If I never let it get out of hand, Ill be fine. I just dont want to be throwing up on someones porch someday.

I really can't be that funny.

Street fighter is awesome. If there one game I want to be really excellent at, it would be Street Fighter. I just dont really have the thumbs to handle Chun Li's tunder Thighs tho. 

So this person that I no longer really talk to gave me a CD to listen to about a month or two ago. I have yet to listen to this cd, but I just glimpsed the song list, and man, the amount of pretentious bullshit is through the roof. Its kinda turning me off from even attempting to give it a lesson.

With that of note, It's amazing how many short friendships I've been having. Like some pointless revolving door of good people that just seperate in very quick periods. Oh now I know why, its because THEY WERE ON THEIR PERIOD! Na thats just me being a jerk.

Ever go Douchebag watching? Just go to the mall, you'll find tons. Yes, I'm judgemental, but I'm sure they are thinking the same about me =) So fuck em.

You can probably tell I'm really tired.

This will make you laugh since I dont feel like it.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

FIRST.

Unfortunately, I do not have boobs.

Stop saying pretentious.

Blink reunion. Yay reunion.

Kelly Clarkson got FAT. She was always chubby, but now shes just plain lard. Best musical lard ever.

Michael Bay directing Friday the 13th. Special appearance by Optimus Prime?

New Dead Rising. Kill zombies, again!

lack of interest to write... killing...me.

Asian Teen is Very Awkward - Watch more Funny Videos

I'm better then that guy.

I feel like writing.

I've been doing alot of reading lately, mainly Batman graphic novels. From The Killing Joke, Hush Volume 1, Hush Volume 2, and Hush Returns, I got some good mileage. Loved the ending of Hush, tottaly caught me off guard. I dont want to spoil it but........ DUMBLEDORE DIES

I like watching reality television. Not because I think its good TV, It's because I get a chuckle out of Tools. I guess the biggest loser doesn't qualify under the tool category, so I guess I only enjoy it as a former obese person.

Not Without A Fight by New Found Glory leaked. With Barenaked ladies, and Blink 182, they were to most prominent bands of my childhood. Seems pretty amazing so far, a return to form. I'll do impressions later.

Lady Gaga is pretty ugly without 20% of the worlds cosmetic supplies on her face.

After I save enough for a new computer, I'm going to buy a wii.

Why?

BEAR PETTING.

and

HOES.

and

SCIENTOLOGY.

and


SPACE ITALIANS.
I was going to rant about this product, but a video already did it for me.

too lazy to blog

Alternate Mighty Putty Commercial - Watch more Funny Videos

FLIP A BITCH

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

Pretty sure THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/what-fuck-it-you-christian-bale-freak-out-song-and-video/

Oh. and these too. First link first.

Music ROUNDUP YALL

Forever The Sickest Kids did a rough cover of a Taylor Swift song called Love Story. I have yet to listen to anything from the country star, but the cover isnt that bad, probably not deserving of the hate its getting, yes. theres auto tuner, but its not suicide inducing. Thoughts?

Miley Cyrus is so cool.

Want me to combine the two stories above? I FUCKING WILL. Talor swift and Miley Cyrus will be doing a duet at the grammys, as so will Kanye and Estelle. Coincidentally, both Miley and Kanye are douchebags. I dont have a news story for that last point,  just take my word for it.

My Chemical Romance's cover for the upcoming Watchmen Soundtrack

My Chemical Romance - Desolation Row

1000+ calorie drinks are fucking AWESOME(not music related) 

Nothing to talk about really, except I might become a cashier, so this pretty face will be at the front of the store, instead of the back with all the immigrants.

Let It Be.

I got around to trying the Resident Evil 5 demo both offline and Online Co-op, and I'm impressed. Resident Evil 4, while maybe a tiny bit overrated, was a great game, and this is more of the same with better graphics, a new story, new control schemes, tweaking, and by favorite feature of all, black people! Yes, since you are in Africa, you and a friend can have fun taking down the HARDEST ZOMBIES AROUND, and some White and Mexican ones( the backlash this game got for having black zombies was ridiculous). Online co-op ramps up the difficulty, helping maintain the intensity. having a human on your team is much more competent then A.I, and with voice chat, you can have fun screaming at each other while running away from some bad ass mother fucker wielding a chain saw ( This is the only time I can achieve a high pitch in my voice). Having a partner all the time means you'll have to ration supplies between the two of you such as ammo, weapons, grenades and watching each others health bars in case you have to make the save, via gears of war hugging it out style(as long as you aren't chopped in half) or magical green herbs(oh boy). The demo gives you two levels so its worth the check, but I'm sure I would have had more fun with this if I had friends on Xbox Live, but then I remember I hate people on the interwebs.

Today is the worst aniversarry of my life, so I'll say a prayer and hope I'm one tenth of the awesome person you were dad. Knowing you for only 13 years of my life sucks.
R.I.P

and bitch, who called asking for him, I hope you fucking get your legs broken and your ankles cut, choose your calling dates better and RESEARCH BEFORE YOU CALL .

I was there.

This is my friends conversation with a online Source live agent, enjoy.

[Chris] Hi, I am a live agent. Is there anything that I can be of assistance with?

[Visitor] is it true you guys are getting pwnd?

[Chris] What is pwnd?

[Visitor] are you going down with circuit city

[Chris] No, we are expanding.

[Visitor] explain pl0x

[Chris] We are growing, not closing. Bigger and better.

[Visitor] how are you going to run without circuit city?

[Chris] We do not need them, we are being sold.

[Visitor] are you going back to be radio shack cus radioshack was cooler

[Chris] No.

[Chris] No.

[Visitor] awww.... what are you going to be called now?

[Visitor] and who are you being sold to?

[Chris] We do not know yet, buyer has not been chosen as of yet.

[Visitor] are you lieing to me?

[Visitor] is this a ploy to make me come to your stores and buy something?

[Chris] No, no reason to. Bidding ended Friday, now a desion on who is winner begins.  May take weeks.

[Visitor] what is going to happen for the time being? are you liquidating current products aka. BLOWOUT SALE?!?!?

[Chris] No, just our usual end of year clearance of last years stock.

[Visitor] is that happening right now?

[Chris] Yes, on main page.

[Visitor] is it possible to haggle if go to a retail store?

[Chris] No, prices as marked.

[Visitor] do you have any discount coupons?

[Visitor] care to share?

[Chris] Sorry,  we do not have any current on line discounts.

[Visitor] are you sure? common don't hold out on me. Hook a brotha up

[Chris] We have none right now.

[Visitor] will you have any in the future?

[Chris] Of course during special sales and holidays.

[Visitor] when is the next one?

[Chris] Easter I suppose.

[Visitor] can you recommend a l33t mp3 player

[Visitor] you know what all the kids get nowadays

[Chris] http://www.thesource.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=new_nano&product=1415129

[Chris] New design. New features. nano-chromatic!

The all-new iPod® nano is here and it rocks like never before!

Features

    * NEW brilliant colours, enhanced interface and a bright 2" LCD with 320x240 resolution

    * Cool new features including Accelerometer and Genius

    * Store up to 2,000 songs, 7000 iPod viewable photos or 8 hours of video

    * Curved, all-aluminum and glass design

Tilt or turn iPod nano on its side, and you'll listen, watch, and play in new ways. Flip through your album art with Cover Flow. Plus, just shake to shuffle your music. Just give iPod nano a shake and it shuffles to a different song in your music library. You'll always be surprised by what you'll hear. Have a blast playing cool games with the innovative Accelerometer. The new Genius feature turns iPod nano into your own highly intelligent, personal DJ. It creates playlists by finding songs in your library that go great together. Watching movies, TV shows, and videos is big fun on iPod nano. And the high-resolution picture looks crisp and vivid on the 2-inch widescreen display. So you can always have a little video with you. iPod iPod

[Visitor] preferably not apple and something that doesn't advertise that douchebag James blunt

[Visitor] hello?

[Visitor] did you fall asleep?

[Chris] http://www.thesource.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=MP3-Flash&product=1418260

First blog post in awhile.

So I've been killing myself the past five days, losing six pounds from EXTREME workouts, and I've switched to the caveman diet +1 so that might have helped. And now onto the blog!


Batman: Arkham Asylum is one of my most anticipated games of the year. Confirmed characters are Harley Quinn, Killer Croc and Zsasz. Poison Ivy is also a possibility. The game will feature context sensitive melee combat (Oh look a wall, I'm going to smash your head in it.) against upto twenty goons and STEALTH~! Man I love my stealth gameplay, so if Rocksteady Studios can nail that down, I'll be doing cartwheels(P90X EXTREME MOTHAFUCKING CARTWHEELS).


Spore: Galactic Adventures comes out in march. Spore was my most anticiapted game of 2008, and while fun, was an incredibly big dissapointment in terms of stuff to do, and difficulty to challenge myself. Apparently the difficulty was patched shortly after release and the newest expansion solves the problem of not having stuff to do with user created scenarios and custom planet creation. You can now have your GTA: SPORE like you've always wanted as the new content gives you more offensive weaponry to attach to yourself when you beam down onto planets. Beating up space hookers is way better then human hookers, but sadly there is no baseball bat weapon :(.

This Providence have announced their newest full length album Who Are You Now, and also released That Girl's A Trick, a new track on their myspace. I'm a big fan of this providence, as they have always constantly released great music and continuously improved on their already fantastic musical style. Eight bucks to pre-order, so thats five thousand dollars Canadian, right?

Track listing ahoy!
Track Listing
01) Sure As Hell
02) Letdown
03) Waste Myself
04) This is the Real Thing
05) Keeping on Without You
06) Squeaking Wheels and White Light
07) My Beautiful Rescue (Renovated)
08) That Girl's a Trick
09) Selfish
10) Chasing the Wind
11) Playing the Villain
12) Sand in Your Shoes
13) Somebody to Talk To

Thats all I have for now.

Day 4.

Back to 128.

Day 2

p90X.

Day 2.

I am so unfit.

Then again, I've never been.

OH THE LULZ

This, is gold.

Excuse me sir, you just blew my mind.

This, is talent.

I wish my life was on Youtube

I wish my life was on Youtube, It would be the funniest depressing rick roll in the world.

Batman in 2011? That's right before we all die! "Uslan will be onboard as executive producer for the "Dark Knight" sequel, which he estimates will be theaters by 2011. As for the identity of the next round of Batman's supervillains and love interests, Uslan remains tight-lipped. "It's one of those deals where if I told you, I'd have to kill you," he says with a chuckle." You jerk. SOMEONE GET ME THIS BASTARDS ADDRESS.

Where are the good movies? Gran Torino seems to be the only great release this year(mall cop was not great, just a pleasant surprise). Coraline and pink panther 2 look interesting, but only because Steve Martin is magical.

Ok that's enough for today, this all seems forced haha

Beat.

I just completed the story mode of mirrors edge and that's all I will play of it.

But that's not a bad thing at all, as I thoroughly enjoyed this game and all the innovative ideas it put to great use. The first person camera is what makes this game an "immersive" (OMG BAD REVIEWER TERMINOLOGY) experience you can't get anywhere else. Jumping from building tops at full speed really is great fun, and the game doesn't overstay its welcome with the perfect length of about 6-8 hours depending of your skill.

Mirror's edge has been labeled as frustrative trial and error by many game journalists, but I really don't see the frustration. Platforming sections are concentrated and checkpoints are plentiful, so if you mess up, you can say " Oh crap I did something wrong! Let me not do that again while having fun traversing the cityscape while escaping these political soldiers carrying large weaponry!".

Combat is also very fun, with a large array of melee attacks that animate well and do a maginifcent job at kicking ass. Yes the gunplay is somewhat lacking, but it plays with the storyline of " You are a Courier, not masterchief".

When you are done the single player, you can complete time trials in levels you have already played to accomplish acchievements or trophys depending on your platform, and compare with other xbox lives/ PSN users.

Its a buy if you can get mileage from the time trials, or a definite rent if the story mode is all you are interested in. Just play this game.

I've got soul.

I personally embarked on a journey to gain weight. This is really difficult for me to do.
Starting at my weight of 126 pounds about 2-3 months ago, something had to be done, and what had to be done, BLEW MY MIND. The secret is, to eat a shit load of food. I'm pretty sure I gained 2 pounds yesterday while high on glade air freshener, which was fucking AWESOME. I'm now 132, Large Oreo Shake of Doom anyone?

Can you really see Russia from your porch in Alaska?

Revisiting old music sure can be interesting, Cartel - Chroma is really a album anyone should give at least one good listen.

I need to watch trailer park boys.

I also need to beat Mirrors Edge.

I'm going to go do that, blog later when there's something on my mind.

oh so hypocritical

I was seriously thinking about getting back into WoW. With easy schooling and a steady job(that I hate), would it really hurt? Short Answer: Yes. Long answer: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
With the current computer I have, I wouldn't be getting the full experience from any game I play on my rig. So therefore, I need a new computer. Secondly, the last time I got into WoW, I played for two weeks until boredom struck me, wasting a good 15$. Would a expansion change that? Maybe. Am I willing to take that risk? Not really.

When I upgrade my computing device, there will be a much better library of games that I can steal for free like the good citizen I am instead of purchasing colourful plastic cards that kill the earth. Gamer card=30$ Expansion=44$ Torrents= free. Sims 3 comes out in February, and I sure love playing a godly figure that can magically build walls around sims leading to urination, sleep deprivation, and starvation. What fun!

but lastly, the most important point of all, is that I hate the internet and most of people on it. I can't play with people because they usually either A) Suck B) Have the worst sleeping patterns so in games like WoW I'm fucked, and C) Really aren't that interesting. I'll see that side of the world as a bystander, not a participant.

So in conclusion, WoW is no longer worthy to play(to me), but those 11.5 million people that continue to participate with WoW's wealthy hands busting your balls, you are fueling the development of some of my most anticipated games, so thanks! fags!

Edit: Dear Kanye, I hate you, the chair I'm on has more class then you.

So I hear you're pretty popular.

So in the rehab process, I shall write shit.

Lil Wayne is releasing a rock album. Yes this sound's like the worst idea ever, but in practice it might be okay. The single prom queen, while overboard on the auto tuner, is quite good instrumentally. If it's like this throughout the whole album, it might be surprisingly alright for one listen, but won't be listened to again after that.

Fallout 3 DLC comes out this Tuesday. The four to five hours of gameplay will put you into the snowy scenario of Alaska killing Chinese people. Fun.

GTA 4 content comes out Feb 17th, which means I really should be beating the game soon to really enjoy it. I hit a wall with GTA4 about half way through which was probably 30 thousand hours in? I just cant wait for the BUH-ROTHERHOOD.

Nothing to write about and tired.

celebrate with calories

Today fucking sucked, time to write songs.

Random thought of the day.

Why is it that nudity is ten times more offensive then blood and gore in north american culture?

Example. A CSI episode airing has someone being shot when school children have just got home, but Janet Jackson's breast making a special guest appearance during a super bowl game was the second coming of satan.

Do old people just want nudity to be a really big surprise for kids? or are tatas really offensive and I just don't see why.

And the weekend begins in flames

One day I'm going to buy a dog, and that dog will combat the dog I already have in my house. Then maybe, JUST MAYBE, I will find myself not waking up to the sound of barking every time something somewhat similar to a door goes off.

The suspense surrounding the next Batman villain pains me. I would be really interested to see how Nolan could fit penguin into his world, and another appearance by Two-Face would be interesting if they don't make it a cameo, which is what they did with Scarecrow.

Note to Self: Catch up on The Office, Gundam 00, and go out more often without spending money.

So I kinda lost it there, sorry.

I set my expectations too high for this album, but let me be clear, Two Tongues is great. To enjoy this album though, you need to let it grow, water it with a few listens, and it will blossom into a surprising debut that will stick to you and leach your attention towards great songs such as Tremors, Crawl, Silly Game, and Try Not To Save Me.

The problem I have is that I'm not a fan of one part of this duo. Chris Conley is capable of much better and he doesn't absorb 1/4th as much of the sunlight Max Bemis bathes in. Conley isn't horrible though, as Try Not To Save Me is a epic near album end closer that really shows off his ability. Bemis shows again he can do no wrong and Two Tongues just gets me more excited for another Say Anything release.

Tremors is an amazing track that has been playing through my head months before release, and with now finnaly being able to hear the whole song, I'm sure it wont be leaving anytime soon.
It contains some of the most close to home lyrics I've ever heard, which is somewhat depressing, but that's what Max does best, connect with his audience.

Many people have been saying "this should have been a EP", but I cant think of any tracks to remove from the album other then the pointless interlude 8 minutes into the album. They are all relatively ranging from good to great to amazing, but with this duo, there should have been alot more of that amazing goodness.

Concluding, Two Tongues is an example of something different you don't normally see in the current music scene, and while not living up to immense hype set up by many, remains a great solid album.

4.3/5

Reccomended Songs: Try Not To Save Me, Tremors, Silly Game

Might get a raise, Yay?
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=BYqr3aM-oxc

Question.

Why is it socially acceptable for men to be whores?

There's many answers to this.

Bad boy bands get by on their looks and auto tune, but you don't see them get disrespected at the level as of say Paramore. " OMG people only like them because she's hot", it's also hard to be respected musically as a girl, because you know, they have boobs, boobs > talent.

Just something on my mind.

Retro Game Buying.

Good Stuff.

Oh hey there.

DRAGONBALL: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE RAPING OF MY CHILDHOOD: STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE: EVEN WORSE GAME?

Okay, so it's time to fucking rant. Want to know something? I'm tired of shitty movies. Want to know something else? I'm tired of videogames being turned into movies by shitty directors. Suck a cock Uwe Boll, and suck a fat one as well, FOX.

Dragon Ball Z. The source material (I'm going to be honest), is not the best peace of fiction in the world. The scenario usually is something like this: Guy A fights Guy B. Guy B beats Guy A. Guy a comes back three to four episodes more powerful, on roids, and in a blood thirst to kill guy B, and usually does. You want to see ridiculous fighting in dragon ball and you'd be foolish to extract that into any other form of media. This is where Fox comes in! Let's make Goku a Teenager in highschool! Lets make bulma his love interest! Lets rip apart the entire story and complete characters to earn money! Hey fox, I think you might be the smartest people ever. Raping intelectual property, never seen that done before. What makes me the saddest, is that I will watch this movie. I will watch it to see how bad it is, and that makes me part of the problem, I know.

But what I will not buy, is Dragon Ball: The Movie: The Game. Bad movies make even worse movie games, and by this screen shot, and that atrocious title, you might agree. It's basically the last Budokai game reskinned to look worse then before, and it will sell lots of copies for people who don't know how to pirate on their psp.

Linked one of my favourite songs off Razia's Shadow, worth a listen. /end.

Welcome to our world. We are the wasted youth, and We are the future too.

Circuit City died. Reason why? Best Buy.
Does this mean the Source dies with it? Not like anyone buys anything from there either anyways. I've probably went to Radioshack twice in my life, just for the purpose of playing with pointless remote controlled cars they keep in the front.

Nothing to talk about, other then that Obama dude, but you've heard enough of him at this point.

Reinventing the wheel to run myself over?

This album really caught me off guard, conceptually and musically. A musical using guest spots from many artists as characters in a play to tell a story? That's a first, especially from a record label that helps metro station. I'm still absorbing the album, but this 2008 treasure deserves a review. Good Job, Forgive Durden.

Kiss is making a new album, and according to 411mania.com, Paul Stanley can be quoted as saying that "It's going to be very much a vintage, classic, '70s KISS album without much regard to what's happened since then; it's back to the roots." Well considering that the music scene has changed very much since their time, can they succeed? Short answer: probably not. Guns and Roses failed, so what gives Kiss a better chance? The fact Gene has a garbage reality show where he acts horribly? No one should waste their money on crappy nostalgia at this level.

The Dark Knight is being re-released on January 23'rd, and here's a quote from the distribution president. "The Dark Knight is a crowning achievement in every sense of the word. We wanted to provide one more opportunity for moviegoers to experience it on the big screen as it was meant to be seen."

Translation: WE WANT ALL YOUR MONEYS NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. That and they really want to beat that bitch Titanic. Seriously, does it matter that much? I hope Heath Ledger got a Diamond encrusted tombstone with all this cash or he got robbed. Another note, Joker's forehead looks AMAZING on blu-ray, it's really the benchmark for comparing all future films to see if they stack up against pixel perfect forehead imaging.

Wasted saturdays are AWESOME.

Mall cop, was pretty funny. Not amazing, but worth the price of admission. This is probably due to the immensely low expectations I entered the theatre with. The movie ended with applause, and yes it was basically a movie taking advantage of Kevin James's size for cheap laughs, but atleast it did it well with somewhat of an interesting story.

I'm a troll, so in order to upgrade into real life full fledged asshole, I'm going to buy a shit load of protein, wish me luck.

Dayum

It's weird when something, you thought went perfect, turns out it went wrong. When you can't pick out any wrong moments, yet something must have went wrong. All I have to say is,
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG.

Ugh.
See this tour? It has a pretty good band there. Fall Out Boy. See all those other bands? One is really garbage. Metro Station. Want to know why they are there? Money. Hey Monday has a hot female lead, so that's also money. All Time Low is one of those bands where their image undermines the music, money. Cobra Starship is okay. Despite the lineup, I still want to go to the Toronto date, this will be tough to find people to go.

Work sucks, life's boring, same shit, different days, keep faith and shit gets better.

One of my all time favourite sites ever.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

Have fun, kids.

You too can be a Vault Dweller!

Guess what, THERE ARE MORE THEN 3 PEOPLE WHO READ THIS BLOG

Which has inspired me to write more.

Only 3.91gigs of music on my iPOD. Pretty sure I should start pirating more songs for the good of the world. Probably rip all my Beatles CD's, wait. WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T I DONE THIS ALREADY? The Beatles are the smoothest cats in the world, even when John Lennon got shot, he was sooo chill when that happened, all in slow motion and shit, yellow submarines everywhere!

Guess this leads to what I'm downloading right now. The Fallout 3 soundtrack. 50's music will apparently be a big hit in the future, when we are all dead from Chinese nukes, or in 2012 when tornadoes kill us all. Fucking Youtube scaring the shit out me, planet X is gonna anal us without a condom. So, aids tornadoes.

Ps3 price cuts? "analyst's" say so. Analyst's have a reputation of almost always being wrong, but with Sony recording its second loss ever recently, I could see this happening, but with a loophole.
A smaller hard-drive, like re-introducing the 20 gig models. The ps3 no longer has the perk of being the cheapest blu-ray player on the market, so they need to move consoles another way, so any change is good. Unless, you know, it's bad change, which would be a smaller hard-drive.

I tried to download auto-tuner so I could sound like T-Pain, but then I remembered that I have some talent, as opposed to none. That, and It didn't work, bummer. Downloaded some sweet music recording program in the process called mixcraft 4, so as soon as I learn guitar, buisness will happen.

School is basically John Travolta, fat and a closet gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmXjhTArvUU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My life lately has been really boring.

Really boring.

So to celebrate, Ill continue to be bored.

This is me being bored.

FML

Well, I lied, as usual.

I decided not to get the iTouch. Futureshop was out of stock of the 16g model, and I had a epiphany. I don't need all those apps. I don't download music off the store because I'm a dirty pirate, you need a wireless internet router to access the internet, which would be when I'm home or at school. Guess what I have at home? A computer. Guess what I have at school? Many computers. I don't buy stocks, I don't need to check the weather, and the games are garbage.

So I chose the 120gb classic version, which contains all I need. Lots and lots of space(EPIC AWESOME TRANSITION COMING UP) . So much space in fact that I was able to back up all my important files and reformat to....

Windows 7. The latest operating system from microsoft to brush that big mistake known as Vista under the carpet, and by brush under the carpet, I mean dig a hole into the center of the earth and toss it into the fires of hell. Windows 7 has decreased boot time on my computer by a very large amount, and windows are much more faster to navigate. The layout is very Mac-like, Where you can pin your favourite programs to the task bar for easy opening, and already opened windows are tagged with those pins. Just don't open 7 windows, or the operating system will crash.

Back in school, and it's boring as fuck and pointless.

Is liking Marianas Trench a sin? Pretty sure it's close.

So I didn't get the iTouch. I'll get that tommorow.

Messed up my sneakers ( kicks for all you dbags in the world) in the snow, that made me sad.

But was rewarded with a great day that was worth the wait.

Can't wait for the basement (music concert...... in a basement, no way!) for my present, and a future movie marathon bonanza of wall-e, pineapple express, and maybe some scary movies.

thinking of doing vlogs. Because I'm gay like that.

It's decided.

I've made my decision.
See you tomorrow my very expensive toy.

This is either completely stupid or takes balls. Coin toss!

Max Bemis is my hero. A lyricaly awkward genius whose gone through many living hells. I guess I would be a idiot to say that I can relate to him, but his songs say otherwise, I'm justified with the claim. His songs speak to his fans, and his fans speak loud and clear with their love and praise right back. Max makes me think of the person I am now and the person I may or may not become, about the people around me who I can and can't trust, and my past and how I've portrayed myself to others.

There are many people I still talk about now from my past ( most of them to make fun of and ridicule because it's so god damn easy), and I dont think those people even think of me. Does that mean I wasted high school? Does that mean I officially achieved a sub conscious goal of erasing myself from the minds of others? Most likely. That's probably what i wanted, and it's probably a good thing. You know what wish I could do? Erase alot of those bastards from my mind. Just dig into the depths of my mind, and pick axe those cancerous memories and imprints off my nerves. Because, high school, for the first two or three years, was cancerous. It probably almost killed me, but It didn`t and that's swell. But its still surprising that It didn`t. It warped and twisted me, and made me the "emo" kid (noone was real enough to say I was depressed). It made me the kid that people would come up and tell me that they wouldn`t be surprised if I pulled a columbine. Hey guys, you weren't helping.

So a compelling reason I went through it all? I had to. That's all basically. and I found out something. Doing what you dont want to do, builds character. and I can say for sure, that I have a shit load more character and personality then those corrupt, self righteous, stereotypical, conformist, bastards.

So that's why children, that's why I hate everyone.

Fuck I'm too open

That's been on my chest for awhile, sorries!

Oh yeah, Max Bemis.

I am pre-ordering this album, and I will sport this shirt like nobodies fucking buisness. Two Tongues will be a epic piece of music history delivered by Max Bemis and Coby linder, and I'm proud to give my money for that cause.

http://www.purevolume.com/twotongues

Fuck that was WAAAAAAY too serious. Winter does this to me, it's probably the worst season ever for many reasons, that I wont say why, because they are sad ='(

HEY GUESS WHAT, THE PORN INDUSTRY WANTS A ECONOMIC BAILOUT! HAHA.

George Bush is having a party and were all fucked! Want to know why? Heres some of his fun new law bonanza!

• Make it harder for women to get federally funded reproductive health care
• Lessen protection of U.S. workers from exposure to toxic chemicals
• Make it more difficult to use employee medical leave
• Postpone regulations requiring cars and light trucks to be more fuel efficient by 2011
• Let the trucking industry lengthen truckers' work day from 10 to 14 hours
• Allow concealed firearms to be carried in national parks
• Ease regulations regarding dumping of mine debris from mountain top removal
• Lead-Poison the Southside of Chicago (take that Barack)
• Allow Factory Farms to evade the Clean Water Act simply by saying they don't pollute
• Exempt factory farms from reporting emissions of toxic gases

The article is here, and it's worth a read.

http://www.411mania.com/politics/columns/94033/Midnight-Cowboy.htm

I swear alot in this blog. NEXT!

Little Big Planet has sold 1.3 million copies world wide, which is good for a new I.P (intelectual Property). From what I've played it offers tons of hours of sweet creative pick up and play gameplay that you really can'y get anywhere else. It's sad seeing this not be a epic success, but with the bad world of mouth it received from piss poor moderation ( I make a level with the name cheers, gets deleted because cheers was a tv show), it's kinda easy to see why it's boosting the ps3 into households less than it should.

I want a sackboy plushie. NEXT!

Dear Fallout 3: I'm sorry. Let me make sweet love to you.

I ignored you for too long. I thought at first you were boring. Post apocalyptic wasteland is so boring dudes! but then, I dug deeper. Bethesda created a wonderful world to explore, a complete history for a fictional world that immerses the player into Washington D.C sans Abe lincolns head, unless you do a quest, then you know, you find it. Bethesda does many things well. One of those things is the ability to make the player really feel that their choices matter, that you are shifting the world around you and your experience, with your play style. One of the best examples would be a quest involving a bomb. Town is built around a bomb. What can you do? Blow up bomb, or deactivate bomb. What happens if you blow up bomb? People die and you never see them again. You go the entire game without experiencing what you could have by saving that town, and you go live with the rich sheltered fat cats. That's epic.

3:16 AM

Funny video incoming. Good night.

FUCK THE POLICE.

Oh boy

Life is sure being depressing, time to get fat!
huge ass headache.
No news.
bleh

Love you long time.

You know it.

Off to play CoD: World at War.
Nothing happened.

This is for the....

You know when a good person changes your life, and you see that same person burst into flames from a stray match that sets fire to the pool of oil they were bathing in? That doesn't relate to this. To me this person has changed for the worse, but no one would agree with me, and they don't have to. You don't read this, So I'll say this, I fucking hate what you've become, and I don't talk to you anymore, so it doesn't matter. Fuck change, Fuck time, and Fuck distance. Everyone still loves you, and good luck with that. You know what? I still think you are great, and the shit you do shouldn't bother me, but it does. See you some time bud. God I rewrote this 10 times, I don't even know my point anymore, LETS CONTINUE, SHALL WE? I have a feeling this will be fun.

1up.com, home to some of my favorite game journalists, has collapsed. This collapsing can also be called " new management". UGO has taken the horns of the online websites 1UP.com, MyCheats.com, Gamevideos.com, and Gametab.com. They've stopped their only last remaining print magazine, EGM: Electronic Gaming Monthly, so guess what that means? LAYOFFS! YAY LAYOFFS! I BATHE, EAT AND SLEEP IN THAT SHIT. So most of the editorial staff is gone, that leaves about 2 people and the interns. No more podcasts on my iPOD from the 1up team with all those interesting people gone, which makes me a very sad panda. FUCK RECESSIONS TOO! I SEE A PATTERN HERE!

How to sell a console with shitty sales? Sony knows how! Make MORE of them! I'm pretty sure that's exactly how a Sony marketing meeting can be summarized.


















Oh wait, I think I've found a new strategy. JAPANESE DRAGONS. Yeah, that will sell your shit.(Probably will)
On the left, we have a relatively good idea, bundling a ps3 with octagons on its face (the games logo) with a hot ticket item, Resident Evil 5, no word on a North American release date, or if it will even come out here, but here's my guess: Probably not.
On the right, we have the Yakuza bundle which comes with Yakuza 3. No it's not coming here, sorry to break the bad news to you, you're so devastated, I know.
So guess what people, whenever YOU BEND OVER TO SEE THE TOP OF YOUR PS3, you can be like, yo sick, I spent good money for these dragons.

Welcome the QUATTRO 6000D, say that with me. QUATTRO 6000 MOTHA FUCKINGD. this basically has more funding then our own Canadian army. yes, it's a sewing machine. "4.5 x 7-inch Sharp HD LCD display and embedded runway lighting. Brother's "InnovEye" and "Up-Close Viewer" technology places a camera right next to the needle to give the user a birds-eye view on the LCD to allow perfect placement before stitching. Advanced embroidery features and built-in tutorials should certainly mitigate any mishaps, and should you get the urge to plug every flash drive you own into it, there are 3 USB ports." There are wars overseas, and people are putting funding into inserting a camera into grandmas sewing machine. IF YOU NEED THIS MUCH HELP TO SEW, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SEWING, EVER THINK THAT?

http://www.blender.com/FallOutBoy/articles/47436.aspx

Interesting Fall Out Boy article. Andy, the drummer is pissed about the band being misrepresented, but thats journalism for you. I figure there has to be truth in this article, because I do believe Pete is a douche, and that one of the major points I got from this article.

Apple's presentation at Macworld, was a failure. With all the delicious rumors, we get software, and a new laptop. Thanks apple, you got me to buy a Zune. Just kidding. But with the lack of hardware announcements, it leaves me struggling with my music player purchase. itouch? It's nice, but do I really need it? Less space, but I can touch a screen, pretty bitching.

If you couldn't tell, I was very angry when I wrote this, and was also very early in the morning.

I think it went well.

This is Yesterday.

This is what makes me laugh.

I have an entire week off still before my school starts. I have no idea what I'm am going to do in this time period other then play video games, which I can be sure 100%, that it will make me completely insane.

I only have work one day of the week, which is five hours of torture. The only thing that is stopping me from quitting at this point is this economic crisis. I need a income and I'm pretty sure I wont be able to find another job..... until Obama comes! CHANGE! CHANGE!

I still haven't purchased a new mp3 player. I have enough, but I can't choose between a iPOD or a Zune. or maybe I could just strap a record player to my chest and play sick ass vinyl, probably blocks bullets too so thats a plus.

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING DIGITAL PICTURE FRAMES? WHY IS THERE A MARKET FOR THIS! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED AND GO PRAY THE ROSARY OR WHATEVER YOUR GOD IS, OR GO NOT BELEIVE IN THINGS YOU AGNOSTIC ATHEIST SCIENTOLGIST.......FAG.

I need to watch Wall-e. thats about it.

January 1st

What I've learned: don't be serious in your blog douche bag.

So it's 2009, and you know what that means? CHANGE, OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! Black man vs. recession, OH YEEEEEEEEE. First black man I trust with money, OH YEEEEEEEEE.

A new year brings new music, and my most anticipated is say anythings self titled album. With only three tracks released via public performances, I'm already excited out of my fucking mind.

I've been busy with my brand new TV, and it's seriously one of the sexiest things ever. It has even inspired me with the thought of buying a ps3, because I love me some 1080p.

Game of the year from 2008? Fable II. I slept with everyone in that game..... then killed them. hot shit.

Taking a girl out for mini golf, dinner, and then movie. Pretty sure that sounds like a bad idea, opinions?