Relaxed.

Party tonight. Red eyes, Wasted, and oh so hip.

Lan party last night.  So want a new computer so I can blow terrorist's heads off in CS. Fell asleep on the couch. Second time thats happened, so much more comfy then my bed.

Why is Afro samurai 70$?

Just walking around the mall, there's so many people I want to trip. DOUCHEBAG PALOOZA. Less attractive people in square then Oakville place, wonder why.

Kotaku is in print. RADICAL!

I should be in print.

This reading week was awesome, and I still haven't had my own.

Return to a new form.

I've seen the light, and it's oh so hazy.

girls aint special, never thought I would think that. Only some.

Drugs ain't bad, abusers are.

Expensive shoes are pointless, no matter how good I look in them.

Drunk texting, Is bad texting.

Alot of people start off with good intentions, but are so fucking stupid they explode into flames.

Stuff got real. SHIIIIIIEEET.

Sup.

Taking a leave of absence from the blog. 

word.

Just me going on and on.

I am extremely tired. woke up at 9 to do a project that was due today. I worked yesterday and I will work today. I wasnt able to work out yesterday, and I probably wont work out tonight. Work blows. Its soul sucking. Evreyone in that store has so much more freedom then me, they can chit chat all the fuck they want while I have my managers over my shoulder all the time. I want out of that store, applied evreywhere I could think of, no calls yet, and I'm not surprised. I will apply again in two weeks and hope for the best, because I really could use my soul back.

Tommorow is Suit Saturday, not sure If I will wear a suit, but either way I'll look fresh as usual and have as much fun a single can on valentines day. No chocolate tho, have enough fat on me /sarcasm. 

Apparently sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I'm really sarcastic. Does that mean I'm really witty because I do a shit load of it?

Before college ends, I'm going to make someone bleed =) with my bare FISTS. IN THE FACE.

The new New Found Glory album is so bitching.

I think I'm going to change my stance on drinking. I guess If I never let it get out of hand, Ill be fine. I just dont want to be throwing up on someones porch someday.

I really can't be that funny.

Street fighter is awesome. If there one game I want to be really excellent at, it would be Street Fighter. I just dont really have the thumbs to handle Chun Li's tunder Thighs tho. 

So this person that I no longer really talk to gave me a CD to listen to about a month or two ago. I have yet to listen to this cd, but I just glimpsed the song list, and man, the amount of pretentious bullshit is through the roof. Its kinda turning me off from even attempting to give it a lesson.

With that of note, It's amazing how many short friendships I've been having. Like some pointless revolving door of good people that just seperate in very quick periods. Oh now I know why, its because THEY WERE ON THEIR PERIOD! Na thats just me being a jerk.

Ever go Douchebag watching? Just go to the mall, you'll find tons. Yes, I'm judgemental, but I'm sure they are thinking the same about me =) So fuck em.

You can probably tell I'm really tired.

This will make you laugh since I dont feel like it.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

FIRST.

Unfortunately, I do not have boobs.

Stop saying pretentious.

Blink reunion. Yay reunion.

Kelly Clarkson got FAT. She was always chubby, but now shes just plain lard. Best musical lard ever.

Michael Bay directing Friday the 13th. Special appearance by Optimus Prime?

New Dead Rising. Kill zombies, again!

lack of interest to write... killing...me.

Asian Teen is Very Awkward - Watch more Funny Videos

I'm better then that guy.

I feel like writing.

I've been doing alot of reading lately, mainly Batman graphic novels. From The Killing Joke, Hush Volume 1, Hush Volume 2, and Hush Returns, I got some good mileage. Loved the ending of Hush, tottaly caught me off guard. I dont want to spoil it but........ DUMBLEDORE DIES

I like watching reality television. Not because I think its good TV, It's because I get a chuckle out of Tools. I guess the biggest loser doesn't qualify under the tool category, so I guess I only enjoy it as a former obese person.

Not Without A Fight by New Found Glory leaked. With Barenaked ladies, and Blink 182, they were to most prominent bands of my childhood. Seems pretty amazing so far, a return to form. I'll do impressions later.

Lady Gaga is pretty ugly without 20% of the worlds cosmetic supplies on her face.

After I save enough for a new computer, I'm going to buy a wii.

Why?

BEAR PETTING.

and

HOES.

and

SCIENTOLOGY.

and


SPACE ITALIANS.
I was going to rant about this product, but a video already did it for me.

too lazy to blog

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FLIP A BITCH

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

Pretty sure THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/what-fuck-it-you-christian-bale-freak-out-song-and-video/

Oh. and these too. First link first.

Music ROUNDUP YALL

Forever The Sickest Kids did a rough cover of a Taylor Swift song called Love Story. I have yet to listen to anything from the country star, but the cover isnt that bad, probably not deserving of the hate its getting, yes. theres auto tuner, but its not suicide inducing. Thoughts?

Miley Cyrus is so cool.

Want me to combine the two stories above? I FUCKING WILL. Talor swift and Miley Cyrus will be doing a duet at the grammys, as so will Kanye and Estelle. Coincidentally, both Miley and Kanye are douchebags. I dont have a news story for that last point,  just take my word for it.

My Chemical Romance's cover for the upcoming Watchmen Soundtrack

My Chemical Romance - Desolation Row

1000+ calorie drinks are fucking AWESOME(not music related) 

Nothing to talk about really, except I might become a cashier, so this pretty face will be at the front of the store, instead of the back with all the immigrants.

Let It Be.

I got around to trying the Resident Evil 5 demo both offline and Online Co-op, and I'm impressed. Resident Evil 4, while maybe a tiny bit overrated, was a great game, and this is more of the same with better graphics, a new story, new control schemes, tweaking, and by favorite feature of all, black people! Yes, since you are in Africa, you and a friend can have fun taking down the HARDEST ZOMBIES AROUND, and some White and Mexican ones( the backlash this game got for having black zombies was ridiculous). Online co-op ramps up the difficulty, helping maintain the intensity. having a human on your team is much more competent then A.I, and with voice chat, you can have fun screaming at each other while running away from some bad ass mother fucker wielding a chain saw ( This is the only time I can achieve a high pitch in my voice). Having a partner all the time means you'll have to ration supplies between the two of you such as ammo, weapons, grenades and watching each others health bars in case you have to make the save, via gears of war hugging it out style(as long as you aren't chopped in half) or magical green herbs(oh boy). The demo gives you two levels so its worth the check, but I'm sure I would have had more fun with this if I had friends on Xbox Live, but then I remember I hate people on the interwebs.

Today is the worst aniversarry of my life, so I'll say a prayer and hope I'm one tenth of the awesome person you were dad. Knowing you for only 13 years of my life sucks.
R.I.P

and bitch, who called asking for him, I hope you fucking get your legs broken and your ankles cut, choose your calling dates better and RESEARCH BEFORE YOU CALL .

I was there.

This is my friends conversation with a online Source live agent, enjoy.

[Chris] Hi, I am a live agent. Is there anything that I can be of assistance with?

[Visitor] is it true you guys are getting pwnd?

[Chris] What is pwnd?

[Visitor] are you going down with circuit city

[Chris] No, we are expanding.

[Visitor] explain pl0x

[Chris] We are growing, not closing. Bigger and better.

[Visitor] how are you going to run without circuit city?

[Chris] We do not need them, we are being sold.

[Visitor] are you going back to be radio shack cus radioshack was cooler

[Chris] No.

[Chris] No.

[Visitor] awww.... what are you going to be called now?

[Visitor] and who are you being sold to?

[Chris] We do not know yet, buyer has not been chosen as of yet.

[Visitor] are you lieing to me?

[Visitor] is this a ploy to make me come to your stores and buy something?

[Chris] No, no reason to. Bidding ended Friday, now a desion on who is winner begins.  May take weeks.

[Visitor] what is going to happen for the time being? are you liquidating current products aka. BLOWOUT SALE?!?!?

[Chris] No, just our usual end of year clearance of last years stock.

[Visitor] is that happening right now?

[Chris] Yes, on main page.

[Visitor] is it possible to haggle if go to a retail store?

[Chris] No, prices as marked.

[Visitor] do you have any discount coupons?

[Visitor] care to share?

[Chris] Sorry,  we do not have any current on line discounts.

[Visitor] are you sure? common don't hold out on me. Hook a brotha up

[Chris] We have none right now.

[Visitor] will you have any in the future?

[Chris] Of course during special sales and holidays.

[Visitor] when is the next one?

[Chris] Easter I suppose.

[Visitor] can you recommend a l33t mp3 player

[Visitor] you know what all the kids get nowadays

[Chris] http://www.thesource.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=new_nano&product=1415129

[Chris] New design. New features. nano-chromatic!

The all-new iPod® nano is here and it rocks like never before!

Features

    * NEW brilliant colours, enhanced interface and a bright 2" LCD with 320x240 resolution

    * Cool new features including Accelerometer and Genius

    * Store up to 2,000 songs, 7000 iPod viewable photos or 8 hours of video

    * Curved, all-aluminum and glass design

Tilt or turn iPod nano on its side, and you'll listen, watch, and play in new ways. Flip through your album art with Cover Flow. Plus, just shake to shuffle your music. Just give iPod nano a shake and it shuffles to a different song in your music library. You'll always be surprised by what you'll hear. Have a blast playing cool games with the innovative Accelerometer. The new Genius feature turns iPod nano into your own highly intelligent, personal DJ. It creates playlists by finding songs in your library that go great together. Watching movies, TV shows, and videos is big fun on iPod nano. And the high-resolution picture looks crisp and vivid on the 2-inch widescreen display. So you can always have a little video with you. iPod iPod

[Visitor] preferably not apple and something that doesn't advertise that douchebag James blunt

[Visitor] hello?

[Visitor] did you fall asleep?

[Chris] http://www.thesource.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=MP3-Flash&product=1418260