Mall cop, was pretty funny. Not amazing, but worth the price of admission. This is probably due to the immensely low expectations I entered the theatre with. The movie ended with applause, and yes it was basically a movie taking advantage of Kevin James's size for cheap laughs, but atleast it did it well with somewhat of an interesting story.

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