Sunday, February 1, 2009

I was there.

This is my friends conversation with a online Source live agent, enjoy.

[Chris] Hi, I am a live agent. Is there anything that I can be of assistance with?
[Visitor] is it true you guys are getting pwnd?
[Chris] What is pwnd?
[Visitor] are you going down with circuit city
[Chris] No, we are expanding.
[Visitor] explain pl0x
[Chris] We are growing, not closing. Bigger and better.
[Visitor] how are you going to run without circuit city?
[Chris] We do not need them, we are being sold.
[Visitor] are you going back to be radio shack cus radioshack was cooler
[Chris] No.
[Chris] No.
[Visitor] awww.... what are you going to be called now?
[Visitor] and who are you being sold to?
[Chris] We do not know yet, buyer has not been chosen as of yet.
[Visitor] are you lieing to me?
[Visitor] is this a ploy to make me come to your stores and buy something?
[Chris] No, no reason to. Bidding ended Friday, now a desion on who is winner begins.  May take weeks.
[Visitor] what is going to happen for the time being? are you liquidating current products aka. BLOWOUT SALE?!?!?
[Chris] No, just our usual end of year clearance of last years stock.
[Visitor] is that happening right now?
[Chris] Yes, on main page.
[Visitor] is it possible to haggle if go to a retail store?
[Chris] No, prices as marked.
[Visitor] do you have any discount coupons?
[Visitor] care to share?
[Chris] Sorry,  we do not have any current on line discounts.
[Visitor] are you sure? common don't hold out on me. Hook a brotha up
[Chris] We have none right now.
[Visitor] will you have any in the future?
[Chris] Of course during special sales and holidays.
[Visitor] when is the next one?
[Chris] Easter I suppose.
[Visitor] can you recommend a l33t mp3 player
[Visitor] you know what all the kids get nowadays
[Chris] http://www.thesource.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=new_nano&product=1415129
[Chris] New design. New features. nano-chromatic!

The all-new iPod® nano is here and it rocks like never before!
Features


    * NEW brilliant colours, enhanced interface and a bright 2" LCD with 320x240 resolution
    * Cool new features including Accelerometer and Genius
    * Store up to 2,000 songs, 7000 iPod viewable photos or 8 hours of video
    * Curved, all-aluminum and glass design

Tilt or turn iPod nano on its side, and you'll listen, watch, and play in new ways. Flip through your album art with Cover Flow. Plus, just shake to shuffle your music. Just give iPod nano a shake and it shuffles to a different song in your music library. You'll always be surprised by what you'll hear. Have a blast playing cool games with the innovative Accelerometer. The new Genius feature turns iPod nano into your own highly intelligent, personal DJ. It creates playlists by finding songs in your library that go great together. Watching movies, TV shows, and videos is big fun on iPod nano. And the high-resolution picture looks crisp and vivid on the 2-inch widescreen display. So you can always have a little video with you. iPod iPod
[Visitor] preferably not apple and something that doesn't advertise that douchebag James blunt
[Visitor] hello?
[Visitor] did you fall asleep?
[Chris] http://www.thesource.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=MP3-Flash&product=1418260

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