Relaxed.

Party tonight. Red eyes, Wasted, and oh so hip.

Lan party last night.  So want a new computer so I can blow terrorist's heads off in CS. Fell asleep on the couch. Second time thats happened, so much more comfy then my bed.

Why is Afro samurai 70$?

Just walking around the mall, there's so many people I want to trip. DOUCHEBAG PALOOZA. Less attractive people in square then Oakville place, wonder why.

Kotaku is in print. RADICAL!

I should be in print.

This reading week was awesome, and I still haven't had my own.

Return to a new form.

I've seen the light, and it's oh so hazy.

girls aint special, never thought I would think that. Only some.

Drugs ain't bad, abusers are.

Expensive shoes are pointless, no matter how good I look in them.

Drunk texting, Is bad texting.

Alot of people start off with good intentions, but are so fucking stupid they explode into flames.

Stuff got real. SHIIIIIIEEET.

Sup.

Taking a leave of absence from the blog. 

word.

Just me going on and on.

I am extremely tired. woke up at 9 to do a project that was due today. I worked yesterday and I will work today. I wasnt able to work out yesterday, and I probably wont work out tonight. Work blows. Its soul sucking. Evreyone in that store has so much more freedom then me, they can chit chat all the fuck they want while I have my managers over my shoulder all the time. I want out of that store, applied evreywhere I could think of, no calls yet, and I'm not surprised. I will apply again in two weeks and hope for the best, because I really could use my soul back.

Tommorow is Suit Saturday, not sure If I will wear a suit, but either way I'll look fresh as usual and have as much fun a single can on valentines day. No chocolate tho, have enough fat on me /sarcasm. 

Apparently sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I'm really sarcastic. Does that mean I'm really witty because I do a shit load of it?

Before college ends, I'm going to make someone bleed =) with my bare FISTS. IN THE FACE.

The new New Found Glory album is so bitching.

I think I'm going to change my stance on drinking. I guess If I never let it get out of hand, Ill be fine. I just dont want to be throwing up on someones porch someday.

I really can't be that funny.

Street fighter is awesome. If there one game I want to be really excellent at, it would be Street Fighter. I just dont really have the thumbs to handle Chun Li's tunder Thighs tho. 

So this person that I no longer really talk to gave me a CD to listen to about a month or two ago. I have yet to listen to this cd, but I just glimpsed the song list, and man, the amount of pretentious bullshit is through the roof. Its kinda turning me off from even attempting to give it a lesson.

With that of note, It's amazing how many short friendships I've been having. Like some pointless revolving door of good people that just seperate in very quick periods. Oh now I know why, its because THEY WERE ON THEIR PERIOD! Na thats just me being a jerk.

Ever go Douchebag watching? Just go to the mall, you'll find tons. Yes, I'm judgemental, but I'm sure they are thinking the same about me =) So fuck em.

You can probably tell I'm really tired.

This will make you laugh since I dont feel like it.

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FIRST.

Unfortunately, I do not have boobs.

Stop saying pretentious.

Blink reunion. Yay reunion.

Kelly Clarkson got FAT. She was always chubby, but now shes just plain lard. Best musical lard ever.

Michael Bay directing Friday the 13th. Special appearance by Optimus Prime?

New Dead Rising. Kill zombies, again!

lack of interest to write... killing...me.

Asian Teen is Very Awkward - Watch more Funny Videos

I'm better then that guy.

I feel like writing.

I've been doing alot of reading lately, mainly Batman graphic novels. From The Killing Joke, Hush Volume 1, Hush Volume 2, and Hush Returns, I got some good mileage. Loved the ending of Hush, tottaly caught me off guard. I dont want to spoil it but........ DUMBLEDORE DIES

I like watching reality television. Not because I think its good TV, It's because I get a chuckle out of Tools. I guess the biggest loser doesn't qualify under the tool category, so I guess I only enjoy it as a former obese person.

Not Without A Fight by New Found Glory leaked. With Barenaked ladies, and Blink 182, they were to most prominent bands of my childhood. Seems pretty amazing so far, a return to form. I'll do impressions later.

Lady Gaga is pretty ugly without 20% of the worlds cosmetic supplies on her face.

After I save enough for a new computer, I'm going to buy a wii.

Why?

BEAR PETTING.

and

HOES.

and

SCIENTOLOGY.

and


SPACE ITALIANS.
I was going to rant about this product, but a video already did it for me.