I've made my decision.See you tomorrow my very expensive toy.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
This is either completely stupid or takes balls. Coin toss!
Max Bemis is my hero. A lyricaly awkward genius whose gone through many living hells. I guess I would be a idiot to say that I can relate to him, but his songs say otherwise, I'm justified with the claim. His songs speak to his fans, and his fans speak loud and clear with their love and praise right back. Max makes me think of the person I am now and the person I may or may not become, about the people around me who I can and can't trust, and my past and how I've portrayed myself to others.
There are many people I still talk about now from my past ( most of them to make fun of and ridicule because it's so god damn easy), and I dont think those people even think of me. Does that mean I wasted high school? Does that mean I officially achieved a sub conscious goal of erasing myself from the minds of others? Most likely. That's probably what i wanted, and it's probably a good thing. You know what wish I could do? Erase alot of those bastards from my mind. Just dig into the depths of my mind, and pick axe those cancerous memories and imprints off my nerves. Because, high school, for the first two or three years, was cancerous. It probably almost killed me, but It didn`t and that's swell. But its still surprising that It didn`t. It warped and twisted me, and made me the "emo" kid (noone was real enough to say I was depressed). It made me the kid that people would come up and tell me that they wouldn`t be surprised if I pulled a columbine. Hey guys, you weren't helping.
So a compelling reason I went through it all? I had to. That's all basically. and I found out something. Doing what you dont want to do, builds character. and I can say for sure, that I have a shit load more character and personality then those corrupt, self righteous, stereotypical, conformist, bastards.
So that's why children, that's why I hate everyone.
Fuck I'm too open
That's been on my chest for awhile, sorries!
Oh yeah, Max Bemis.
Fuck I'm too open
That's been on my chest for awhile, sorries!
Oh yeah, Max Bemis.
I am pre-ordering this album, and I will sport this shirt like nobodies fucking buisness. Two Tongues will be a epic piece of music history delivered by Max Bemis and Coby linder, and I'm proud to give my money for that cause.http://www.purevolume.com/twotongues
Fuck that was WAAAAAAY too serious. Winter does this to me, it's probably the worst season ever for many reasons, that I wont say why, because they are sad ='(
HEY GUESS WHAT, THE PORN INDUSTRY WANTS A ECONOMIC BAILOUT! HAHA.
George Bush is having a party and were all fucked! Want to know why? Heres some of his fun new law bonanza!
• Make it harder for women to get federally funded reproductive health care
• Lessen protection of U.S. workers from exposure to toxic chemicals
• Make it more difficult to use employee medical leave
• Postpone regulations requiring cars and light trucks to be more fuel efficient by 2011
• Let the trucking industry lengthen truckers' work day from 10 to 14 hours
• Allow concealed firearms to be carried in national parks
• Ease regulations regarding dumping of mine debris from mountain top removal
• Lead-Poison the Southside of Chicago (take that Barack)
• Allow Factory Farms to evade the Clean Water Act simply by saying they don't pollute
• Exempt factory farms from reporting emissions of toxic gases
The article is here, and it's worth a read.
HEY GUESS WHAT, THE PORN INDUSTRY WANTS A ECONOMIC BAILOUT! HAHA.
George Bush is having a party and were all fucked! Want to know why? Heres some of his fun new law bonanza!
• Make it harder for women to get federally funded reproductive health care
• Lessen protection of U.S. workers from exposure to toxic chemicals
• Make it more difficult to use employee medical leave
• Postpone regulations requiring cars and light trucks to be more fuel efficient by 2011
• Let the trucking industry lengthen truckers' work day from 10 to 14 hours
• Allow concealed firearms to be carried in national parks
• Ease regulations regarding dumping of mine debris from mountain top removal
• Lead-Poison the Southside of Chicago (take that Barack)
• Allow Factory Farms to evade the Clean Water Act simply by saying they don't pollute
• Exempt factory farms from reporting emissions of toxic gases
The article is here, and it's worth a read.
http://www.411mania.com/politics/columns/94033/Midnight-Cowboy.htm
I swear alot in this blog. NEXT!
Little Big Planet has sold 1.3 million copies world wide, which is good for a new I.P (intelectual Property). From what I've played it offers tons of hours of sweet creative pick up and play gameplay that you really can'y get anywhere else. It's sad seeing this not be a epic success, but with the bad world of mouth it received from piss poor moderation ( I make a level with the name cheers, gets deleted because cheers was a tv show), it's kinda easy to see why it's boosting the ps3 into households less than it should.
I want a sackboy plushie. NEXT!
Dear Fallout 3: I'm sorry. Let me make sweet love to you.
I ignored you for too long. I thought at first you were boring. Post apocalyptic wasteland is so boring dudes! but then, I dug deeper. Bethesda created a wonderful world to explore, a complete history for a fictional world that immerses the player into Washington D.C sans Abe lincolns head, unless you do a quest, then you know, you find it. Bethesda does many things well. One of those things is the ability to make the player really feel that their choices matter, that you are shifting the world around you and your experience, with your play style. One of the best examples would be a quest involving a bomb. Town is built around a bomb. What can you do? Blow up bomb, or deactivate bomb. What happens if you blow up bomb? People die and you never see them again. You go the entire game without experiencing what you could have by saving that town, and you go live with the rich sheltered fat cats. That's epic.
3:16 AM
Funny video incoming. Good night.
Funny video incoming. Good night.
FUCK THE POLICE.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
This is for the....
You know when a good person changes your life, and you see that same person burst into flames from a stray match that sets fire to the pool of oil they were bathing in? That doesn't relate to this. To me this person has changed for the worse, but no one would agree with me, and they don't have to. You don't read this, So I'll say this, I fucking hate what you've become, and I don't talk to you anymore, so it doesn't matter. Fuck change, Fuck time, and Fuck distance. Everyone still loves you, and good luck with that. You know what? I still think you are great, and the shit you do shouldn't bother me, but it does. See you some time bud. God I rewrote this 10 times, I don't even know my point anymore, LETS CONTINUE, SHALL WE? I have a feeling this will be fun.
1up.com, home to some of my favorite game journalists, has collapsed. This collapsing can also be called " new management". UGO has taken the horns of the online websites 1UP.com, MyCheats.com, Gamevideos.com, and Gametab.com. They've stopped their only last remaining print magazine, EGM: Electronic Gaming Monthly, so guess what that means? LAYOFFS! YAY LAYOFFS! I BATHE, EAT AND SLEEP IN THAT SHIT. So most of the editorial staff is gone, that leaves about 2 people and the interns. No more podcasts on my iPOD from the 1up team with all those interesting people gone, which makes me a very sad panda. FUCK RECESSIONS TOO! I SEE A PATTERN HERE!
How to sell a console with shitty sales? Sony knows how! Make MORE of them! I'm pretty sure that's exactly how a Sony marketing meeting can be summarized.
Oh wait, I think I've found a new strategy. JAPANESE DRAGONS. Yeah, that will sell your shit.(Probably will)
On the left, we have a relatively good idea, bundling a ps3 with octagons on its face (the games logo) with a hot ticket item, Resident Evil 5, no word on a North American release date, or if it will even come out here, but here's my guess: Probably not.
On the right, we have the Yakuza bundle which comes with Yakuza 3. No it's not coming here, sorry to break the bad news to you, you're so devastated, I know.
So guess what people, whenever YOU BEND OVER TO SEE THE TOP OF YOUR PS3, you can be like, yo sick, I spent good money for these dragons.
Welcome the QUATTRO 6000D, say that with me. QUATTRO 6000 MOTHA FUCKINGD. this basically has more funding then our own Canadian army. yes, it's a sewing machine. "4.5 x 7-inch Sharp HD LCD display and embedded runway lighting. Brother's "InnovEye" and "Up-Close Viewer" technology places a camera right next to the needle to give the user a birds-eye view on the LCD to allow perfect placement before stitching. Advanced embroidery features and built-in tutorials should certainly mitigate any mishaps, and should you get the urge to plug every flash drive you own into it, there are 3 USB ports." There are wars overseas, and people are putting funding into inserting a camera into grandmas sewing machine. IF YOU NEED THIS MUCH HELP TO SEW, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SEWING, EVER THINK THAT?
http://www.blender.com/FallOutBoy/articles/47436.aspx
1up.com, home to some of my favorite game journalists, has collapsed. This collapsing can also be called " new management". UGO has taken the horns of the online websites 1UP.com, MyCheats.com, Gamevideos.com, and Gametab.com. They've stopped their only last remaining print magazine, EGM: Electronic Gaming Monthly, so guess what that means? LAYOFFS! YAY LAYOFFS! I BATHE, EAT AND SLEEP IN THAT SHIT. So most of the editorial staff is gone, that leaves about 2 people and the interns. No more podcasts on my iPOD from the 1up team with all those interesting people gone, which makes me a very sad panda. FUCK RECESSIONS TOO! I SEE A PATTERN HERE!
How to sell a console with shitty sales? Sony knows how! Make MORE of them! I'm pretty sure that's exactly how a Sony marketing meeting can be summarized.
Oh wait, I think I've found a new strategy. JAPANESE DRAGONS. Yeah, that will sell your shit.(Probably will)
On the left, we have a relatively good idea, bundling a ps3 with octagons on its face (the games logo) with a hot ticket item, Resident Evil 5, no word on a North American release date, or if it will even come out here, but here's my guess: Probably not.
On the right, we have the Yakuza bundle which comes with Yakuza 3. No it's not coming here, sorry to break the bad news to you, you're so devastated, I know.
So guess what people, whenever YOU BEND OVER TO SEE THE TOP OF YOUR PS3, you can be like, yo sick, I spent good money for these dragons.
Welcome the QUATTRO 6000D, say that with me. QUATTRO 6000 MOTHA FUCKINGD. this basically has more funding then our own Canadian army. yes, it's a sewing machine. "4.5 x 7-inch Sharp HD LCD display and embedded runway lighting. Brother's "InnovEye" and "Up-Close Viewer" technology places a camera right next to the needle to give the user a birds-eye view on the LCD to allow perfect placement before stitching. Advanced embroidery features and built-in tutorials should certainly mitigate any mishaps, and should you get the urge to plug every flash drive you own into it, there are 3 USB ports." There are wars overseas, and people are putting funding into inserting a camera into grandmas sewing machine. IF YOU NEED THIS MUCH HELP TO SEW, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SEWING, EVER THINK THAT?
http://www.blender.com/FallOutBoy/articles/47436.aspxInteresting Fall Out Boy article. Andy, the drummer is pissed about the band being misrepresented, but thats journalism for you. I figure there has to be truth in this article, because I do believe Pete is a douche, and that one of the major points I got from this article.
Apple's presentation at Macworld, was a failure. With all the delicious rumors, we get software, and a new laptop. Thanks apple, you got me to buy a Zune. Just kidding. But with the lack of hardware announcements, it leaves me struggling with my music player purchase. itouch? It's nice, but do I really need it? Less space, but I can touch a screen, pretty bitching.
If you couldn't tell, I was very angry when I wrote this, and was also very early in the morning.
Apple's presentation at Macworld, was a failure. With all the delicious rumors, we get software, and a new laptop. Thanks apple, you got me to buy a Zune. Just kidding. But with the lack of hardware announcements, it leaves me struggling with my music player purchase. itouch? It's nice, but do I really need it? Less space, but I can touch a screen, pretty bitching.
If you couldn't tell, I was very angry when I wrote this, and was also very early in the morning.
I think it went well.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
This is Yesterday.
This is what makes me laugh.
I have an entire week off still before my school starts. I have no idea what I'm am going to do in this time period other then play video games, which I can be sure 100%, that it will make me completely insane.
I only have work one day of the week, which is five hours of torture. The only thing that is stopping me from quitting at this point is this economic crisis. I need a income and I'm pretty sure I wont be able to find another job..... until Obama comes! CHANGE! CHANGE!
I still haven't purchased a new mp3 player. I have enough, but I can't choose between a iPOD or a Zune. or maybe I could just strap a record player to my chest and play sick ass vinyl, probably blocks bullets too so thats a plus.
I only have work one day of the week, which is five hours of torture. The only thing that is stopping me from quitting at this point is this economic crisis. I need a income and I'm pretty sure I wont be able to find another job..... until Obama comes! CHANGE! CHANGE!
I still haven't purchased a new mp3 player. I have enough, but I can't choose between a iPOD or a Zune. or maybe I could just strap a record player to my chest and play sick ass vinyl, probably blocks bullets too so thats a plus.
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING DIGITAL PICTURE FRAMES? WHY IS THERE A MARKET FOR THIS! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED AND GO PRAY THE ROSARY OR WHATEVER YOUR GOD IS, OR GO NOT BELEIVE IN THINGS YOU AGNOSTIC ATHEIST SCIENTOLGIST.......FAG.
I need to watch Wall-e. thats about it.
I need to watch Wall-e. thats about it.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
January 1st
What I've learned: don't be serious in your blog douche bag.
So it's 2009, and you know what that means? CHANGE, OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! Black man vs. recession, OH YEEEEEEEEE. First black man I trust with money, OH YEEEEEEEEE.
A new year brings new music, and my most anticipated is say anythings self titled album. With only three tracks released via public performances, I'm already excited out of my fucking mind.
I've been busy with my brand new TV, and it's seriously one of the sexiest things ever. It has even inspired me with the thought of buying a ps3, because I love me some 1080p.
Game of the year from 2008? Fable II. I slept with everyone in that game..... then killed them. hot shit.
Taking a girl out for mini golf, dinner, and then movie. Pretty sure that sounds like a bad idea, opinions?
So it's 2009, and you know what that means? CHANGE, OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! Black man vs. recession, OH YEEEEEEEEE. First black man I trust with money, OH YEEEEEEEEE.
A new year brings new music, and my most anticipated is say anythings self titled album. With only three tracks released via public performances, I'm already excited out of my fucking mind.
I've been busy with my brand new TV, and it's seriously one of the sexiest things ever. It has even inspired me with the thought of buying a ps3, because I love me some 1080p.
Game of the year from 2008? Fable II. I slept with everyone in that game..... then killed them. hot shit.
Taking a girl out for mini golf, dinner, and then movie. Pretty sure that sounds like a bad idea, opinions?
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