Lets try this again.

Sony fucking killed it. If I didn't already need a laptop, there would be a PS3 in my room right now, further cluttering my living space. So many great games that are jizz in my pants quality.

I'm getting tired of music. Wanna know why? http://www.myspace.com/stereos Fuck muchmusic.

also,  http://www.myspace.com/millionaires, Fuck pete wentz, also, http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde Fuck satan, because I can only blame the devil for this garbage.

This gives me hope in music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOiuR_kt8Ug&feature=player_embedded , Oh Max Bemis/ Say anything, I love your sappy lyrics.

Mandarin tonight, birthday celebration woot woot. Still trying to reignite the will to write.

Stop it.

Anonymous letter to ass hat friends.

You guys are dicks. Yet again I've been kicked out of your group. I knew it was all fucking fake. Never doing anything for you guys again. Have fun with the drugs, its just ruining you, and you ruined me.

Regards, your hipster Ex-friend.

So up.

Up is one of the best films I've ever seen. And not because I was tripping out on the 3d balloons.
Will worship this film when my stomach doesn't feel like its being hit by a cannon.

Beat Fable 2 for the third time this afternoon. Would TOTALLY like something more to do.

So much stuff has been happening, no will to write. BLARGHBLAHBLARGH.

Terminator

Went out to this. A lot of it. All 2 hours of it. It was all that I expected. A great, solid, action film. Not mind blowing, but I enjoyed the ride of near impossible events chaining together perfectly. Funny how movies work.

Don't put your expectations too high, and you'll go home happy. And you can play my favourite game, the "guess which scene christian bale went apeshit crazy on some random set person and their lights" game. Go watch it.

So tired. Time to do crunches.

Up!, Jacked! Passion Pit!

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/up

Pixar looks to outdo themselves yet again, but can they top Wall-E? I'm sure they can, because unlike the majority of the movie going population, I wasn't as ecstatic for the silent trash compactor. Old person in a flying house? What else more do you need to buy a ticket? Notice: launching old people into the sky is not an alternative to old folks homes, or having them live with you.

Don't you love when you are searching for movie pictures, when you come across sites that spoil the fucking movie for you? Fantastic.


Remember that time I told you about P90X? LONG LONG AGO. Well there. Kinda the results of the program. I didn't really follow the program closely, but here's the arm of a skinny guy who avoided sports and manual labor his whole life. Lifting 30s as normal weights and love it!

Everyone needs to check this album out. At least one song. We need happy songs. Every song just oozes exuberance, the feeling that anything and everything is going to be ok. Energetic electro pop at it's finest.

My thought of the day.

Why do people like lady Gaga? When/why is being a whore considered innovation? Fuck .

Just gave this page some kind of ressurection

So, hi? I'm back. No use delaying it. I'm basically Eminem now.

Speaking of Eminem, the album is solid. Then again, I'm not really the biggest rap music buff, so my opinion shouldn't bear too much weight on the subject, but I hear it, and I like it.

It's summer, now It's time for news stations to go overboard with skin cancer stories, so worried mothers can have their daily annual " Don't go outside, you'll die!" speeches. seriously, The sun has been out for a LONG time. Longer then us. We are now going to wage war on it? Now? Really? The problem is tanning beds, and that gets more then enough coverage, but the news somehow makes even that fucking ridiculous. Make's me want to cook myself like a turkey, just to spite CNN, Global, and my skin. Fucking skin.

Applied to a new program at school. Hopefully on my way to teaching, so I can have an actual career I like. Liking your job, who would have thought it.

Lulz Blond hair Lulz.

It sucks saving money. Not like I would be going out with other deciding factors, but I really don't have the freedom to thanks to money.

Rock climbing would be awesome. Now that I'm much stronger then 2-3 months ago, I'd really like to use that strength on something super hardcore. Example, after climbing a mountain, jumping down and lifting the mountain. That, would be hardcore. Herculeschard.

All of these topics could have been tweeted. But as soon as you tweet something, its becomes slightly lame. EXPECT EVERYTHING ON TWITTER.

I currently have fourty something podcasts on my computer that I have yet to listen to. I probably won't get around to listening to them, because that about two days worth of audio from past events. I should really unsubscribe. Too lazy.

Good return blog post, that felt good (that's what she said?)

OMG I HAVEN'T SAID THAT IN SO LONG

Relaxed.

Party tonight. Red eyes, Wasted, and oh so hip.

Lan party last night.  So want a new computer so I can blow terrorist's heads off in CS. Fell asleep on the couch. Second time thats happened, so much more comfy then my bed.

Why is Afro samurai 70$?

Just walking around the mall, there's so many people I want to trip. DOUCHEBAG PALOOZA. Less attractive people in square then Oakville place, wonder why.

Kotaku is in print. RADICAL!

I should be in print.

This reading week was awesome, and I still haven't had my own.

Return to a new form.

I've seen the light, and it's oh so hazy.

girls aint special, never thought I would think that. Only some.

Drugs ain't bad, abusers are.

Expensive shoes are pointless, no matter how good I look in them.

Drunk texting, Is bad texting.

Alot of people start off with good intentions, but are so fucking stupid they explode into flames.

Stuff got real. SHIIIIIIEEET.

Sup.

Taking a leave of absence from the blog. 

word.

Just me going on and on.

I am extremely tired. woke up at 9 to do a project that was due today. I worked yesterday and I will work today. I wasnt able to work out yesterday, and I probably wont work out tonight. Work blows. Its soul sucking. Evreyone in that store has so much more freedom then me, they can chit chat all the fuck they want while I have my managers over my shoulder all the time. I want out of that store, applied evreywhere I could think of, no calls yet, and I'm not surprised. I will apply again in two weeks and hope for the best, because I really could use my soul back.

Tommorow is Suit Saturday, not sure If I will wear a suit, but either way I'll look fresh as usual and have as much fun a single can on valentines day. No chocolate tho, have enough fat on me /sarcasm. 

Apparently sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I'm really sarcastic. Does that mean I'm really witty because I do a shit load of it?

Before college ends, I'm going to make someone bleed =) with my bare FISTS. IN THE FACE.

The new New Found Glory album is so bitching.

I think I'm going to change my stance on drinking. I guess If I never let it get out of hand, Ill be fine. I just dont want to be throwing up on someones porch someday.

I really can't be that funny.

Street fighter is awesome. If there one game I want to be really excellent at, it would be Street Fighter. I just dont really have the thumbs to handle Chun Li's tunder Thighs tho. 

So this person that I no longer really talk to gave me a CD to listen to about a month or two ago. I have yet to listen to this cd, but I just glimpsed the song list, and man, the amount of pretentious bullshit is through the roof. Its kinda turning me off from even attempting to give it a lesson.

With that of note, It's amazing how many short friendships I've been having. Like some pointless revolving door of good people that just seperate in very quick periods. Oh now I know why, its because THEY WERE ON THEIR PERIOD! Na thats just me being a jerk.

Ever go Douchebag watching? Just go to the mall, you'll find tons. Yes, I'm judgemental, but I'm sure they are thinking the same about me =) So fuck em.

You can probably tell I'm really tired.

This will make you laugh since I dont feel like it.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

FIRST.

Unfortunately, I do not have boobs.

Stop saying pretentious.

Blink reunion. Yay reunion.

Kelly Clarkson got FAT. She was always chubby, but now shes just plain lard. Best musical lard ever.

Michael Bay directing Friday the 13th. Special appearance by Optimus Prime?

New Dead Rising. Kill zombies, again!

lack of interest to write... killing...me.

Asian Teen is Very Awkward - Watch more Funny Videos

I'm better then that guy.

I feel like writing.

I've been doing alot of reading lately, mainly Batman graphic novels. From The Killing Joke, Hush Volume 1, Hush Volume 2, and Hush Returns, I got some good mileage. Loved the ending of Hush, tottaly caught me off guard. I dont want to spoil it but........ DUMBLEDORE DIES

I like watching reality television. Not because I think its good TV, It's because I get a chuckle out of Tools. I guess the biggest loser doesn't qualify under the tool category, so I guess I only enjoy it as a former obese person.

Not Without A Fight by New Found Glory leaked. With Barenaked ladies, and Blink 182, they were to most prominent bands of my childhood. Seems pretty amazing so far, a return to form. I'll do impressions later.

Lady Gaga is pretty ugly without 20% of the worlds cosmetic supplies on her face.

After I save enough for a new computer, I'm going to buy a wii.

Why?

BEAR PETTING.

and

HOES.

and

SCIENTOLOGY.

and


SPACE ITALIANS.
I was going to rant about this product, but a video already did it for me.

too lazy to blog

Alternate Mighty Putty Commercial - Watch more Funny Videos

FLIP A BITCH

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

Pretty sure THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/what-fuck-it-you-christian-bale-freak-out-song-and-video/

Oh. and these too. First link first.

Music ROUNDUP YALL

Forever The Sickest Kids did a rough cover of a Taylor Swift song called Love Story. I have yet to listen to anything from the country star, but the cover isnt that bad, probably not deserving of the hate its getting, yes. theres auto tuner, but its not suicide inducing. Thoughts?

Miley Cyrus is so cool.

Want me to combine the two stories above? I FUCKING WILL. Talor swift and Miley Cyrus will be doing a duet at the grammys, as so will Kanye and Estelle. Coincidentally, both Miley and Kanye are douchebags. I dont have a news story for that last point,  just take my word for it.

My Chemical Romance's cover for the upcoming Watchmen Soundtrack

My Chemical Romance - Desolation Row

1000+ calorie drinks are fucking AWESOME(not music related) 

Nothing to talk about really, except I might become a cashier, so this pretty face will be at the front of the store, instead of the back with all the immigrants.

Let It Be.

I got around to trying the Resident Evil 5 demo both offline and Online Co-op, and I'm impressed. Resident Evil 4, while maybe a tiny bit overrated, was a great game, and this is more of the same with better graphics, a new story, new control schemes, tweaking, and by favorite feature of all, black people! Yes, since you are in Africa, you and a friend can have fun taking down the HARDEST ZOMBIES AROUND, and some White and Mexican ones( the backlash this game got for having black zombies was ridiculous). Online co-op ramps up the difficulty, helping maintain the intensity. having a human on your team is much more competent then A.I, and with voice chat, you can have fun screaming at each other while running away from some bad ass mother fucker wielding a chain saw ( This is the only time I can achieve a high pitch in my voice). Having a partner all the time means you'll have to ration supplies between the two of you such as ammo, weapons, grenades and watching each others health bars in case you have to make the save, via gears of war hugging it out style(as long as you aren't chopped in half) or magical green herbs(oh boy). The demo gives you two levels so its worth the check, but I'm sure I would have had more fun with this if I had friends on Xbox Live, but then I remember I hate people on the interwebs.

Today is the worst aniversarry of my life, so I'll say a prayer and hope I'm one tenth of the awesome person you were dad. Knowing you for only 13 years of my life sucks.
R.I.P

and bitch, who called asking for him, I hope you fucking get your legs broken and your ankles cut, choose your calling dates better and RESEARCH BEFORE YOU CALL .

I was there.

This is my friends conversation with a online Source live agent, enjoy.

[Chris] Hi, I am a live agent. Is there anything that I can be of assistance with?

[Visitor] is it true you guys are getting pwnd?

[Chris] What is pwnd?

[Visitor] are you going down with circuit city

[Chris] No, we are expanding.

[Visitor] explain pl0x

[Chris] We are growing, not closing. Bigger and better.

[Visitor] how are you going to run without circuit city?

[Chris] We do not need them, we are being sold.

[Visitor] are you going back to be radio shack cus radioshack was cooler

[Chris] No.

[Chris] No.

[Visitor] awww.... what are you going to be called now?

[Visitor] and who are you being sold to?

[Chris] We do not know yet, buyer has not been chosen as of yet.

[Visitor] are you lieing to me?

[Visitor] is this a ploy to make me come to your stores and buy something?

[Chris] No, no reason to. Bidding ended Friday, now a desion on who is winner begins.  May take weeks.

[Visitor] what is going to happen for the time being? are you liquidating current products aka. BLOWOUT SALE?!?!?

[Chris] No, just our usual end of year clearance of last years stock.

[Visitor] is that happening right now?

[Chris] Yes, on main page.

[Visitor] is it possible to haggle if go to a retail store?

[Chris] No, prices as marked.

[Visitor] do you have any discount coupons?

[Visitor] care to share?

[Chris] Sorry,  we do not have any current on line discounts.

[Visitor] are you sure? common don't hold out on me. Hook a brotha up

[Chris] We have none right now.

[Visitor] will you have any in the future?

[Chris] Of course during special sales and holidays.

[Visitor] when is the next one?

[Chris] Easter I suppose.

[Visitor] can you recommend a l33t mp3 player

[Visitor] you know what all the kids get nowadays

[Chris] http://www.thesource.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=new_nano&product=1415129

[Chris] New design. New features. nano-chromatic!

The all-new iPod® nano is here and it rocks like never before!

Features

    * NEW brilliant colours, enhanced interface and a bright 2" LCD with 320x240 resolution

    * Cool new features including Accelerometer and Genius

    * Store up to 2,000 songs, 7000 iPod viewable photos or 8 hours of video

    * Curved, all-aluminum and glass design

Tilt or turn iPod nano on its side, and you'll listen, watch, and play in new ways. Flip through your album art with Cover Flow. Plus, just shake to shuffle your music. Just give iPod nano a shake and it shuffles to a different song in your music library. You'll always be surprised by what you'll hear. Have a blast playing cool games with the innovative Accelerometer. The new Genius feature turns iPod nano into your own highly intelligent, personal DJ. It creates playlists by finding songs in your library that go great together. Watching movies, TV shows, and videos is big fun on iPod nano. And the high-resolution picture looks crisp and vivid on the 2-inch widescreen display. So you can always have a little video with you. iPod iPod

[Visitor] preferably not apple and something that doesn't advertise that douchebag James blunt

[Visitor] hello?

[Visitor] did you fall asleep?

[Chris] http://www.thesource.ca/estore/Product.aspx?language=en-CA&catalog=Online&category=MP3-Flash&product=1418260

First blog post in awhile.

So I've been killing myself the past five days, losing six pounds from EXTREME workouts, and I've switched to the caveman diet +1 so that might have helped. And now onto the blog!


Batman: Arkham Asylum is one of my most anticipated games of the year. Confirmed characters are Harley Quinn, Killer Croc and Zsasz. Poison Ivy is also a possibility. The game will feature context sensitive melee combat (Oh look a wall, I'm going to smash your head in it.) against upto twenty goons and STEALTH~! Man I love my stealth gameplay, so if Rocksteady Studios can nail that down, I'll be doing cartwheels(P90X EXTREME MOTHAFUCKING CARTWHEELS).


Spore: Galactic Adventures comes out in march. Spore was my most anticiapted game of 2008, and while fun, was an incredibly big dissapointment in terms of stuff to do, and difficulty to challenge myself. Apparently the difficulty was patched shortly after release and the newest expansion solves the problem of not having stuff to do with user created scenarios and custom planet creation. You can now have your GTA: SPORE like you've always wanted as the new content gives you more offensive weaponry to attach to yourself when you beam down onto planets. Beating up space hookers is way better then human hookers, but sadly there is no baseball bat weapon :(.

This Providence have announced their newest full length album Who Are You Now, and also released That Girl's A Trick, a new track on their myspace. I'm a big fan of this providence, as they have always constantly released great music and continuously improved on their already fantastic musical style. Eight bucks to pre-order, so thats five thousand dollars Canadian, right?

Track listing ahoy!
Track Listing
01) Sure As Hell
02) Letdown
03) Waste Myself
04) This is the Real Thing
05) Keeping on Without You
06) Squeaking Wheels and White Light
07) My Beautiful Rescue (Renovated)
08) That Girl's a Trick
09) Selfish
10) Chasing the Wind
11) Playing the Villain
12) Sand in Your Shoes
13) Somebody to Talk To

Thats all I have for now.